Just so’s I remember,

my sister came to pick me up from school last night, and when I got inside the car she said to me,” Actually you look quite chio today from afar.“

I flinched and wailed, “THEN UP CLOSE LEH?”

She replied, nonplussed, “You’re like a Decepticon!”

Heartbreak.

We just concluded that I need to date someone…. long-sighted.

Confounded again!

Why do men have nipples?

Isn’t everything in our body there for some greater purpose? Everything save for the appendix, and its baffling, mysterious presence. Personally though, I think that if you were to flatten an appendix with a rolling pin, dry it in the sun and paint it with pretty paint, an appendix would make for a most passable coaster. So there, even appendices have their uses.

But what of the male nipple!?

They don’t come in handy when you’re trying to feed babies, and contrary to popular belief, I don’t think they’re there so that you can tell the front and back of a man apart.

So why then… why!!?

Turkey Hams

There’s a little ottoman for the turkish ham to sit on when he gets tired…

Yeah I’m studying………

Confounding!

Does turkey ham come from a bird or from a pig?

Such confusing nomenclature!

My brain!

V is for Sushi you fool!!

Went to Perak to white-water raft over the weekend. It was fun… and I got a little scratch that looks like Mick Jagger as a souvenir. Look!

Do you see him??

Those lips! That hair!

Hello Yeeeeehui I hope you are not missing me too much.

Sequel

Siew mais are yellow
Meaty, chewy and mellow
Strange little fellow

Haikhoo

Much work on table
But of course I instead choose
To eat a siew mai.

Post- :D

Oh my god!

I can’t believe I spent so much on a pair of shoes!

Again!

Argh!

:D

I’m in love!

Ain’t she a looker!

Christmas two years ago:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Clarke Quay
People queued for Hed Kandi, (“Candy” with no “C”.)

2 homies and I, we arrived far too late,
We would probably queue until we were dead.

So off we trudged on, in search of some beat
To sate our tapping stiletto-shorn feet.
Lazy to go far, we stopped at Attica,
Where few SPGs ended their words with “la”.
Jolly Christmas cheers from drunken expats,
Drunken old ladies air-humping young brats.
The music upstairs was really kind of good,
But we left saying “bye” to this slimy dude,
Eager for ice cream, fresh air and french fries,
Talk of school, and life, bad jokes and dumb guys.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he slumped out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”

Christmas last year:

There was an uploaded video of a Christmas Robot Chicken video, but that’s been taken down now.

Christmas this year involved:

Travelling up North. Uh huh.

Festive hats.

An elf.

A sullen reindeer.

Snow.

And true love!