Talking to a couple of dudes about the fine art of hitting on underaged girls at ice cream parlours, I wonder if anyone anywhere has ever tried the ole doberman-$500 bill-bowler hat move.

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:56:35 PM)
so here is game plan

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:56:48 PM)
1. see pretty girl approaching counter

joyce says: (8:56:49 PM)
yup

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:56:52 PM)
2. approach counter

jono says: (8:57:01 PM)
hello darlings

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:57:06 PM)
3. “hi there. thats a nice bag u are holding”

joyce says: (8:57:10 PM)
GAY

joyce says: (8:57:19 PM)
sorry

joyce says: (8:57:21 PM)
gaybell went off

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:57:21 PM)
Oh. so what is good step 3?

joyce says: (8:57:44 PM)
3. quickly decide on your flavour first so you can slip in front of her and get your scoop first

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:58:11 PM)
okkok.. any nice flavours to pick to show the chick that u are young, creative but still manly?

jono says: (8:58:25 PM)
chris what the fuck are u goin on about

joyce says: (8:58:31 PM)
4. if she is hemming and hawing make pleasant witty conversation about a) ice cream name b) weather outside c) the ice cream scooper

joyce says: (8:58:45 PM)
no chocolate

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:58:56 PM)
picking up chicks at [anonymous ice cream parlour], jon

joyce says: (8:58:56 PM)
no cookies

jono says: (8:59:11 PM)
AHAH

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:59:26 PM)
okokookok…. so we have 4 now.

joyce says: (8:59:29 PM)
something safe

joyce says: (8:59:32 PM)
like vanilla

joyce says: (8:59:35 PM)
you’re not there for ice cream chris

joyce says: (8:59:38 PM)
you’re there for pussy

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:59:43 PM)
5. wait for her to pick flavour. pay for ice cream.

joyce says: (8:59:54 PM)
why am i so crude

Chri! Stop Her! says: (8:59:56 PM)
6. Wink

jono says: (9:00:00 PM)
AHHAHAHAAHHA

Chri! Stop Her! says: (9:00:00 PM)
7. Tip hat.

joyce says: (9:00:07 PM)
no no

Chri! Stop Her! says: (9:00:11 PM)
hahaha… its all about the pusseh.

joyce says: (9:00:22 PM)
6. pay for ice cream with $100 bill, from a bottega money clip

joyce says: (9:00:27 PM)
7. tip hat

joyce says: (9:00:37 PM)
8. walk off with your two large dobermans

jono says: (9:00:52 PM)
9. wipe mouth with $500 note

Chri! Stop Her! says: (9:01:24 PM)
10. Put on bowler hat.

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