For Chrissypoo

Chris says:
u WILL update ur blog today and apologize to it!
joyce says:
fine fine fine
Chris says:
yay. anyway, i gotta go now
Chris says:
have a briefing
joyce says:
ok
joyce says:
be brief!
Chris says:
in briefs!
joyce says:
and a briefcase!

Why the hoo-hey are they called briefcases anyway? Do people keep pairs and pairs of briefs inside them? Because if I owned a briefcase, you know I would defo do that. A secret compartment for mah secret briefs.

I’m very sorry I’ve been ignoring you blog, I’m sorry I tell all my random shit to Michael now. He’s unworthy, he’s unworthy. I’m-a gonna blog again real soon.